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HERE WE ARE WITH OUR FIRST SCROLLING DEMO WITH MUSIC FROM JACKAL!!!!!!!!
MR.PUBLISHER, DO YOU LIKE THIS TUNE? WE CERTAINLY DO!!! AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS MUSIC THEN I'M AFRAID THAT WE HAVE TO KILL YA, CAUSE IT'S REALY
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE: U . S . B, UN-IDENTIFIED SOFTWARE BASTARDS
WELL, J B S, ARE YOU GONNA SEND US SOME NEW FANTASTIC GAMES???????????? JBS MEANS: JIMMY BARNEBY SOFTWARE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!
BY THE WAY, MR.PUBLISHER, WHEN'S YOUR NEXT ISSUE OF IKKE PRODUCTIONS COMPUTER GUIDE????? HURRY UP, WILL YA! REMEMBER: YOU WORK FOR IKKE PRODUCTIONS(THAT'S
US, NO, NOT THE UNLIMITED SUCKERS, BUT US, USB!)
NOW FOR SOME GREETINGS, TO: ABC, 1001-CREW, RATT, STOAT&TIM, UCF, SCOOP, GSS, RADWAR, ANC, DR.BRAIN, DYNAMIC DUO, MEGABYTE, JBS, US, NSC.......THAT'S ALL
FOLKS!
AND OFCORSE GREETINGS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WE DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
THERE ARE THREE GOOD COMPUTER MAGAZINES: ZZAP 64, C+VG AND COMMODORE USERF.AND MR.AMMO AND I(MR.MOUSE) LIKE ZZAP 64 MOST CAUSE THE OTHER ONES ARE TALKIN' TO
MUTCH ABOUT AMIGA-SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! A LITTLE BIT OF AMIGA AND A LITTLE BIT OF COMMODORE 64 WOULD BE NICER! SAY FIFTY-FIFTY!!!!!!!!!
AH, MR.AMMO COMES IN WITH A BOTTLE OF PEPSI COLA, BUT...........WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DON'T DROP IT ON MY COMP, YOU FOUL!!!
DAMN YOU!!! GET SOMETHING TO CLEAN MY COMPUTWER!!!!! PHEW! MY VIC-CHIP AIN'T NAAR DE KLOTE!!!!!!!!!!
WE LIKE DR.BRAIN'S SAMPLES VERY MUTCH, DON'T YOU, MEGABYTE?????????????? WE WANT A RESPONSE WITHIN 28 DAYS!! NOW, KEEP LISTENING TO THIS MUSIC!!!!!!!
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YOUR STILL HERE?
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KEEP LISTENING-KEEP LISTENING
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ARE YOU GETTING BORED??? WELL I AIN'T!
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AH YOUR STILL HERE !
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............JOHO!!..AND..A.CAN.OF.MUSIC!.........................................ISN'T THIS TUNE FUCKIN' FUCKIN' FUCKIN' NIIIIIIIIIIIICE????????
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YOUR STILL HERE?????????????????????????
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POM-POM--DAPAA-YEAH!!!!! OH YOU ARE STILL HERE???????? SO YOU LIKE THE MUSIC??? WELL,KEEP LISTENING THEN AND GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PUT OUT THE COMPUTER OR I'LL WILL!!!! ASSHOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!!! SO LONG, SUCKERS! YIIEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA !
